Why Running Tips from Coach Carvey, you ask?

Because I'm fit and I'm funny!.

Do you want to learn how to safely start a jogging/running program from an expert and have some laughs along the way? Then you are in the right place...I mean website...

Carvey-Running-Tips.com is a light hearted approach to the serious subject of getting in shape. It was created for those of us who could use a good laugh at ourselves. It is fun yet informative. There is loads of information on running and getting in shape as well as an original collection of funny illustrations by "The Coach." Browse around, have some fun.

I am going to share all my secrets/running tips with you except my master plan to get your money. Buwhahahahahah....Just kidding.

My first and most important running tip for beginners is...

If you're really serious about running then you must not run!

I will explain later...

My Mission Statement:

If I can help one more person feel the wonderful gift of jogging/running then my ego will expand. Hey look at me! What a great guy!

Disclaimer:

Any possible negative results from starting a running/jogging program will not be mentioned here, as this is the feel good, get `em hooked part of the show.

The myriad of injuries, vicious dog attacks, and potential death from sharing the road with an army of drunken housewives driving 4,000,000 lb. Land Rover's while text messaging their personal trainers about what brand of spring water to buy will not be mentioned here.

Tip on how to navigate this web site:

The main headings are on the navigation bar. All of the pages and descriptions of each page are listed below. And if you get lost you can always come home from the bottom of each page.

Thanks for visiting my site!