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Funny Running

Funny running stories are Coach Carvey's specialty. Running humor runs in the family.

"Everyone needs a gimmick to run, and Scott Carvey is MY gimmick!" ~Pat Crandall~

Funny Running From Monsters is a visualization technique that Coach Carvey swears by.

Tempo runs can be painful and you should use everything at your disposal to break thru the pain barrier.

One device Coach Carvey uses is to visalize hideous and stinky monsters chasing him who can't be reasoned with, you know like your mother in-law.

Frankenstein_Run

Level One-Funny Running Advice!

You may want to start with slow and stupid monsters like...

  • The Mummy

  • The Blob

  • Frankensteins Monster

  • The Thing From The Black Lagoon.

    • If these pathetic creatures catch you during your tempo runs you deserve to die.

    This amazing candid photo of Coach Carvey running from an actual monster was caught on camera by a stunned local fisherman.

    Coach_Carvey_running_from_actual _monster

    Level Two

    After success with the lethargic loser monsters, work your way up to the..

  • Wolfman
    • -This little guy can scamper.

    Next imagine your being chased by...

  • Count Dracula
    • -He has been known to turn into a bat so you have to really fly.

    Final Advanced Monster Stage

    For the final stage of inspirational Monsters we will need to really kick it up.

    How about...

  • Godzilla?
    • -His stride length is a freaking block my friends.

  • The Invisable Man
    • -He can put some zip in your workout.

    And for you ladies don't even think about slowing down with...

  • King Kong
    • on your tail.

    So get out there and do your tempo runs with your imaginary adversaries but let's keep this our little secret because some people might not understand why your running down the road screaming " die monster die!"

    Links to some of my other Funny Running Pages

    Jogging Cartoons

    Jogging cartoons page has all of my cartoons from Carvey Running Tips with Tips and a directory to the pages. All of my cartoons are original drawings...

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    Check out my Jogging Cartoons Page.

    People Running

    My theory on how people running started...



    Running Nude

    Running Nude - A hilarious take on the subject of Jogging Naked and Walking Nude. With links to naked running websites.

    J.F.K. Challenges America

    When J.F.K. said walk...We walked!!!

    Running Medals



    Turns out Coach Carvey is a softy...

    NEW!!!Coach Carvey Says... Video Snippets - Stay grounded, literally when running...

    Coach Carvey Says: video snippet deals with the runner's worst nightmare!

    THANKS FOR VISITING!!!


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