Cave Man Set!

Here is how it all started. Many years ago, I mean many, many years ago, even before I-pods and dishwashers, there was a dirty and stinky dude called primal man. He lived in caves with cave wife and if he did wipe his ass he used a pine cone.

Now primal man would get up early to go to work, a.k.a kill something and bring it back to the cave. He would use his sophisticated weapon of choice, a stick with a sharpened rock stuck on the end, and go off to kill, mame or just raise hell with his fellow bearded idiots.

Quite often these stinky monkey men would only wound their prey and the frightened and bloodied deer would run off. Now if the cave dudes don't run after the beast and eventually catch it and eat it they will die..

So they run and they run and they run knowing very well if they come home without any meat, not only will they starve but cave wife is gonna freak out.

And if cave wife isn't happy... nobody's happy. Actually this wasn't true a 100 centuries ago. In those days one word from cave women and cave man would hit her over the head with a large wooden club.